Friday 10 February 2012

We Gotta Pray




Dearly beloved we gather today for the 15025th meeting of Barchester Council. Before we move on the substantive agenda items on closing down council services due to funding cuts; responding to Uncle Eric’s unique flavour of localism and doing the stuff we have been elected to do, please bow your heads and join me in prayer



Lord Eric, in your mercy, hear our prayers.
We pray that with your infinite wisdom you see your cuts are not fair and are focussed on the poor and needy. We pray that you are able to be gracious and help those that need help.

We pray that you review the inequity within the local government settlement and the arbitrary metric of the revenue spending power.

We pray that you do not turn a blind eye to the beggar (even if it is in the guise of a once proud city proffering a begging bowl). We pray that you do not mock their affliction but stretch out a charitable hand to offer succour.

We pray that you treat all with respect. We pray that you teach humility and humanity to your special boyz in the hope that they can turn away from the dark side.

We pray that you drop your unhealthy obsession with bins and all that is unclean. We pray that you allow councils to do the job they there to do without your constant interference. 
We pray for localism.

We pray that you find it within yourself to praise councils not matter what their colour – be they blue, orange or red.

We pray that you learn to love your enemy as your friend.

And we pray your days at DCLG are numbered and you have the chance to move to DEFRA.

Lord Eric, in your mercy, hear our prayers

Amen.

2 comments:

  1. Amen!
    Our Eric who art in Eland
    Shallow be thy game
    Thy council come
    Thy cut be done: in Sutton as it is in Newham (if not in K&C)
    Give us this day our daily kicking
    And forgive us our miserable failings
    As we fail those most miserable around us
    And lead us not into expansion
    But deliver us from waste
    For thine are the councils
    The power and the corruption
    The lies are forever
    Amen

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  2. What's he praying for? A Big Lunch?

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